someone texted me “happy easter cable!” but i don’t know the number so i just texted “thanks you too” to the mystery person
Yo serious Q, who wants to go whale watching next weekend? I want to see some whales and they are very close by.
i’m going to go watch soccer. at a bar. like a real man. suck it nerds.
I am so tired of waiting for something absolutely wild to happen. why hasn’t the loch ness monster been found yet? or big foot? not even a single alien? dont even get me started on ghosts, they flat out choose to not show themselves, like whats the deal grandma